I DRINK HOMEMADE SHINE
I DRINK MY OWN PISS
I CAST MY VOTE FOR SWINE
I DRIVE DRUNK ALL DAY
I DRIVE DRUNK ALL NIGHT
COLONEL SANDERS IS DIVINE
AND I'M FEELIN' FINE
MY NIPPLES GO FOR MILES, MY NUTSACK DRAGS THE GROUND
MY MUMU'S GOT A SKID-MARK FROM THE BLOOD OF A DEAD CLOWN
I DRINK HOMEMADE SHINE
I DRINK MY OWN PISS
I CAST MY VOTE FOR SWINE
I DRIVE DRUNK ALL DAY
I DRIVE DRUNK ALL NIGHT
COLONEL SANDERS IS DIVINE
AND I'M FEELIN' FINE
I ATE MY NEIGHBOR'S CAT, HE DIDN'T LIKE MY JOKES
I GOT THE SMILE OF A WALRUS BAMBOOZLED BY A GOAT
I'M OLD AS SHIT
I'M REALLY PISSED OFF
GROSSLY EMBITTERED MOST THE TIME
MOONSHINE